Thursday, January 15
Does somebody have a video camera?
There's a scene in "History of the World, Part I" where Mel Brooks portrays the French King playing chess with humans as pieces in the palace garden. The sex-crazed king yells out, "Pawn takes queen! Bishop takes queen! Knight takes queen! Gang bang!!!"
Welcome to the Democratic primary, where, with a perception that Dean has peaked, a chaotic frenzy of attacks have broken out. Dean attacks Clark, Clark attacks Kerry, Kerry attacks Clark, Gephardt attacks Dean, and my personal favorite headline: "Dean Going After Everybody." That'll pique your girlfriend's interest.
"Yeah, we got the 2004 Democratic Primary Commemorative Video. It's in the back room, behind the bead curtain."