Monday, June 9
The Dauphine Libere started Sunday with a time trial, where Lance Armstrong finished 3d, 11 seconds back. The Dauphine Libere is a cycling race considered by most to be the final tuneup for the Tour de France. With how angry the French have been making me lately, most recently by booing Serena Williams, I hope Lance wins the Tour by two hours. As a result, I'm hoping he'll do well in the Dauhpine.