The Creationist Science Fair

Patricia Lewis (grade 8) did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. Patricia placed all the non-living ingredients of life - carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) - into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. (Patricia also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.

Please see the other insightful projects, including, "Women Were Designed For Homemaking," "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey),"
and "Thermodynamics Of Hell Fire."

I only wish this was from The Onion.
- posted by Tom Sawyer @ 9:38 AM