My wife and I are vacationing next week in our native, and landlocked, Midwest. It may seem a little dull to those of you with more exotic vacation plans, but I can guarantee that no 40-foot, 10-ton whales will crash into us, as happened to a British family vacationing in Autralia this week. Amazingly, no one was hurt, though one vacationer was moved to say, with classic British understatement: "I was very shocked -- it was very scary."
- posted by Anonymous @ 8:10 PM