This Coke's for you

I just had a Coke, of which I need a can almost every afternoon. I was sort of ashamed of that - it is unquestionably bad for you, and I often have one after running a few miles in the middle of the day, which seems especially stupid. But no more, since Coke is apparently the harbringer - or at least a byproduct - of political freedom and societal development.

Just don't tell my dentist.
- posted by Anonymous @ 5:27 PM